Exchange takes ages to run the tests over it’s database. I got bored, boredom leads to creativity, creativity leads to parody, parody leads to bad song lyrics, bad song lyrics leads to Yoda. [To the tune of Drink With Me] Sys Admin, rest…. Drink with me, to nights, gone by. Type with me, isinteg alltests. Here’s to exchange servers who went to our heads, Here’s to shitty servers, who kept us from our beds. here’s to them, and here’s to you. Drink with me, to nights gone by. Can it be? The hard drive died? Will we ever get email back online? Could it be your backup’s worth nothing at all. is that file, just one more lie. Drink with me, to nights gone by. To the files that used to be. At the shrine of backups never say die. Let the whir of tape drives never run dry Here’s to you and here’s to me. Do I care if it should die, when I’m not paid overtime? Life without email means nothing at all, I won’t sleep all night, should the server fall Will you work, exchange for me? [To the tune of One For My Baby (And Another One For The Road).] It’s quarter to 3, there’s noone in the place, Cept you and me. So load ’em up, Joe I’ve got a little data, I think you should load. We’re restoring my friend, at the end of a brief episode. Make it one for the server, and one more for the road. I got the backup, put another CD in the machine. Lookin’ so bad. Won’t you parse the DB, simple and fast. I could fix you right now, but it’s not, allowed in this mode. Just make it one for the server, and one more for the road. You never know it. But buddy I’m a programmer. And I’m not a sys admin, no way no how. But when the server, won’t listen to me. Then it’s time to play…. Well, that’s how it goes. And boy I know I’m gettin’, anxious to blow. Thanks for the repair, I hope you didn’t mind my switching your files. But this tape that I found, It must have files, or there’s no hope at all. Make it one for the server, and one more for the road. The long, it’s so long, the long… admin road….

I need a drink. Oh Yeah! I’ve spent the 40 hours trying to restore our exchange server to operation after a power outage on the weekend took out the motherboard of the server. It’s 9:45pm, I’m still at work and I haven’t even started the hard part yet. I was here until midnight last night only to discover that the server needed to be completely replaced. Fortunately, it looks like we won’t loose any data in the whole episode – assuming I can eventually get exchange to do what it’s told. We are so changing our server setup.

I think I’ve created a monstrosity. I currently have (and am happily switching between) 2 screens, 2 keyboards, 2 mice and a trackpad – all connected to the same laptop. Why you ask? Because each input device is in an ideal position for a particular task. No I didn’t plan it this way but it is working out pretty well. Here’s what my desktop currently looks like (excuse the dodgy iSight photo quality): It started off pretty simply – a laptop with an external (bluetooth) mouse. When I’m switching quickly between the keyboard and the mouse I tend to use the trackpad, when I want to use Exposé or am doing something more intensive with the mouse, I use the external mouse. Then I brought home a monitor from work so I could set up a new development box ready for Monday – the box is now all set up so I put the monitor to use as a second display for my laptop. Except that the keyboard and mouse were still sitting in front of it from when I was using it with the PC and I kept turning to the second monitor and trying to use the keyboard and mouse that was in front of it. So now I’ve got the keyboard and mouse plugged into my laptop so that I can turn my whole body and work on the second screen without getting confused between input devices. I’ve never understood why everyone’s so keen to use a single keyboard and mouse with multiple computers on their desk – it’s just so much more logical to me to use the keyboard and mouse that’s in front of the screen I’m looking at.

Could it be? Yes, it could. Something’s coming, something good,
If I can wait!
Something’s coming, I don’t know what it is,
But it is
Gonna be great! I’m getting the feeling that good things are starting to happen around me and that it’s all for a purpose. Today I went to my cousin’s sixth birthday party and the sister of one of his friends was on her way to an acting class. My ears pricked up upon hearing this and I pushed my way into the conversation. Turns out she’s quite passionate about theatre, particularly musicals and was very excited when I told her I was planning on staging a musical. We spoke for about half an hour or so and I’m really quite excited about how passionate she is about the theatre. It’s always great to have people that dedicated on any team so I’m really hoping she does wind up involved with my musical plans in one way or another. I’ve also finished the first draft of the musical I’ve been writing. It still needs a few songs to be written but the storyline and dialogue is now complete. I’ll also have to spend a fair bit of time going back over the dialogue to make sure the characters are consistent right throughout the show – some of them change personality a little unnaturally as the show progresses. All very exciting. There’s been a lot of other little things that have been happening lately as well that’s all helping the musical come together. I’m more excited than ever to really push forward with this musical now – I think a lot of good is going to come out of it and hopefully form the basis of a top quality production company.

Okay, Microsoft have officially gone too far now. That’s my C drive, it’s where I put my stuff. It’s mine. It is not, has never been and should never be a Windows system folder. Not to mention the fact that hiding files like this does not make the interface easier to use, it just introduces another mode that confuses users and makes users panic because they’re in some cryptic part of the OS that they shouldn’t be in. Fix the damn OS so it’s not so easy to inadvertantly break – don’t just hide the entire hard drive from the user.

Which OS are You?

Brian McCallister got me started on this. Apparently he’s slackware. I’m Palm and everything it says is so true it’s scary.

Update: I have to point out this:

if you ended up with GNU/HURD it means you didn’t answer all the questions.

While reading this article about The Producers, I noticed the following couple of paragraphs:

One of the producers of The Producers, John Frost, says they particularly wanted someone for the role of Max Bialystock, who had a vaudeville or musical background. “Unfortunately, we don’t breed that style of actors any more and we were very lucky with Reg Livermore in getting him for this role, because Reg is probably the last of that breed.” So what’s happened to all the talented musical actors? Have they all gone into television careers? I know Neighbours has a habit of snapping them up – the whole show is basically a stepping stone to move between musicals or pantomimes and a pop music career. It’s certainly quite true that a huge number of very talented stage actors are winding up in TV these days, it’s a shame it appears to be at the expense of the musicals. Fortunately, I haven’t seen the entertaining Simon Gallagher on TV other than in screening of musical productions and surely we can forgive Jon English for All Together Now by now right? Anyway, go out and see a musical – support this wonderful art form (but winge and moan suitably about the high ticket prices too). It would be such a shame to loose this art form.

And the RAM is taketh away again… My shiny new RAM arrived today. Unfortunately it appears to be the emporer’s RAM as it looks real, feels real, I assume it tastes real, but when you put it in my laptop Apple System Profiler reports the slot as completely empty. Needless to say, it’s being sent back. Unfortunately, since it came from Melbourne the replacement process will probably take most of next week. Sigh. I swear my computer was faster with the dead RAM stick in too.

I found the missing comment emails I referred to earlier. I have a spam filter on my email and it works wonders apparently. Probably should put in an exception for stuff that comes from the blog…..

Or not…. Anyway, my point was – why does everyone else get to play with GMail and I don’t? Bah, Ghumbug.

You know, Verdana is the kind of font that really grows on you. My boss has been madly changing every CSS file he sees to use “Verdana, Arial, Sans-Serif” for the past month or so and considering that the content of those files (only default templates) are copied into the users document, it’s been a rather annoying obsession. I’ve got to admit though, I’m kind of getting to like it as you might note from the recent change to “Verdana, Arial, Sans-Serif” around here.

Apparently, fears of an HIV epidemic are putting the breaks on porn production in the US for the next 2 months. Does this mean the spam will stop for 2 months too? On a side note, I’m almost afraid of what the “The Google Says” box over there on the right is going to contain for this entry….