Safari Brings Horrible Debugging To Another Platform

So Apple have released Safari for Windows – really no idea why, but they have. Sadly, just like on Mac it has terrible JavaScript and Java debugging support. In fact, it’s worse on Windows than on Mac – anyone know how to turn the debug menu on? Anyone know how to get a Java console to appear?

I’d really, really like to make things work with it but all I can do at the moment is randomly guess at the source of problems.

UPDATE: You can open the JavaScript console with the keyboard shortcut control-shift-J. So JavaScript is now usable, but sadly Java still seems very broken and undebuggable.